I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.
It's all about raisin awareness.
I still think he was selling himself short.
Because without strings attached they just can't play!
It's for all in tents and porpoises
It's all about raisin awareness
But trust me, it doesn’t
A good retirement plan.
In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:
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Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.
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Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.
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Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.
Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.
In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.
Sock options
It’s all about raisin awareness l
The only one who doesn't see it that way is my wife.
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
He spoke very highly off it.
The place was crawling with women.
I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.
It passes the time.
I’m raisin awareness!
They're calling it Band-Aid.
Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
Well the flag's a plus.
Lettuce to the editor.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
It's all about raisin awarness
It’s all about raisin awareness.
It’s all about raisin awareness
It's about raisin awareness.
It's all about raisin awareness.
