Because it was de-livered.
Alfred: “Sir? What’s a htub ”
.....you have more bath room, but less bathroom.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
When you're feeling drained.
In fact they pail in comparison
He was a soak.
'No, just up to your neck'
It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....
He feels pity at the sight and asks "What's wrong, love?" She turns to him and says "I can't stand showering without my legs"
Let that sink in.
A robber ducky
Here goes $7.00 down the drain
It said, it's kind of draining.
Me: That doesn’t make no cents, it makes one cents.
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
I'll call it Rub A Tub Tub.
The elephant in the front asks the one in. The back to pass the soap. The elephant in the back says, "what do I look like? A typewriter?" As your audience stares at you in confusion you spring this one on them.
"Quick! Ask me if I'm a truck!" "Ummmm... Are you a truck?"
With the most blank look you can muster reply with "No." and walk away shaking your head.
As a dad, this is my favorite joke. Been using it since I was a teenager.
you have more bath room but less bathroom.
You've got to be kidney me
Here goes $7.00 down the drain
