Two monkeys in a bath one said ohh ohh ahh ahh and the other one said

Ok ok I will put some cold in then

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👤︎ u/Squeevo8
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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👤︎ u/Lantec
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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I got yelled at for almost spilling hot coffee on a coworker

But I guess it's better to be scolded than scalded.

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👤︎ u/newkyd
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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Not sure if I dadjoked my wife or myself.

My wife is always cold in bed and uses a heated mattress pad to keep her side so scalding hot you could fry eggs on it. And then she piles on a ton of blankets. And wears flannel pajamas. As she was climbing into bed last night I said:

me - I wish I was a dragon.

her - ::confused look::

me - So I could withstand the insane heat it would take to get you to sleep naked.

She laughed. But didn't get naked. Guess the joke was on me.

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👤︎ u/thetk42one
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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