Animal trial Puns

I got too animated.

I was hired as a cocktail waiter To shake things up

I wanted to be an author But I lost the plot

I wanted to be a magazine seller But I had too many issues.

I wanted to be a brail instructor But I just couldn’t see it going anywhere.

I quit lobotomy training Just found it too mind numbing.

I applied to be an arctic explorer But I just got the cold shoulder.

I thought I was a great psychiatrist But it was all in my head .

My friend would always ramble on during our shift at the pencil sharpening factory He just never got to the point.

My friend was an alcoholic circle enthusiast He did it to take the edge off.

I wanted to be an optician But I couldn’t see a future in it.

I had a trial shift for a takeaway I just didn’t deliver.