Took wife and son to science night. There was an animal biologist there.

He brought out a lizard to show everyone, then a second one of the same type.

I turned to my wife.

Wife: "Don't"

Me: "Look! He's got dual monitors!"

My son groaned and my work was done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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A call to all teacher dads!

This isn’t a dad joke, but I’m recruiting the best of the best.

I’m a new teacher headed into a middle school science class, and need all the good dad jokes y’all can come up with so I can leave my students blind from all the eye rolling that’s in store for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daugarten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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A joke that takes a while to evolve

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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At the zoo with wife and kids...

Me: You know, they say porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth.
Wife/kids: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, science has proven that they're pretty sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skermy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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[REQUEST] Username Pun

Hi guys, I need to change my username online (mostly used in games) as it's not really something unique ( came from a book I read when I was younger ).

I'm trying to find something quite funny, with plays on words for example. But english isn't my native language and I find it quite hard ! So I'm asking you guys to help me :) You're the best for that imho !

If you could help me find something mixing music (percussions/drums), sciences (my field of study, physics to be more precise), beer and animals maybe (?) (because I like that !)

I think this is possible to find something using some science-specific noun and something else. But I can't seem to find one that suits me :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRD-dat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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