27 Hilarious Alternatives Puns

I need help coming up with a Punny female alternative to "Man Cave" for my girlfriend.

I am building a room for my GF to have a sanctuary to herself and I want to make her a stupid little hanging sign for the door and she loves a good joke. So the best alternative I came up with to "man cave" was Cooter Cavern, but I wanted to see what magic Reddit could come up with. Whatcha got?

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👤︎ u/qbergeron648

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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I met a couple of bugs who were so disgusted by the city's infrastructure they decided to found a company that repairs alternative routes. I asked "what are you going to call this service?"

Two Bee Detour Mend

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👤︎ u/Sattoth

📅︎ Feb 03 2022

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What do you call a professional alternative rock band?

LinkedIn Park

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👤︎ u/TheDanManCanFan

📅︎ Oct 25 2021

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Have you heard of the new alternative-fuel car called the "S Car"? It runs on snails.

It's weird, I know, but that's what makes the S Car go.

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👤︎ u/Bodaciousdrake

📅︎ Aug 17 2021

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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

He said: "I heaven't"

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👤︎ u/getroastednibba

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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Alternative Title: We're hair to talk reddit.com/user/redditads…

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👤︎ u/Confused_Blue_Jay

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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If there were months on an alternative “Planet-B”, would they be named the same?

May-B ....

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👤︎ u/Jgraybeard

📅︎ Mar 24 2021

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My mates were thinking of alternative names for shampoo.

It was fake shit.

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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An Alternative To Trump's Wall

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👤︎ u/douglasses2

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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👤︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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👤︎ u/WatashiStickKid

📅︎ Sep 03 2020

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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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👤︎ u/alexdavidwright

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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She gave me a BJ with some alternative rock playing in the background

I guess you can say I got some Radiohead

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👤︎ u/diego_godean

📅︎ Jan 25 2017

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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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👤︎ u/MotoFuzzle

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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An alternative to dormant volcano reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…

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👤︎ u/DBrownGames

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using nails or screws as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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👤︎ u/JoeyRobot

📅︎ Mar 10 2017

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"Have you considered using an alternative name for Hell?"

"I Heaven't"

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👤︎ u/Jotthisdown98

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.

It sure is hard to keep lit though.

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👤︎ u/shdchko

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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Whats an alternative name for the jedi

Force-kin

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👤︎ u/Saucee-boi

📅︎ Oct 15 2018

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The Alternative Name for Mechagodzilla reddit.com/user/tomfriel/…

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👤︎ u/tomfriel

📅︎ May 21 2019

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Best alternative to roflcopter imgur.com/a/FQTzq

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👤︎ u/Fieryeskimo351

📅︎ Sep 20 2016

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Do You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work via research, experimentation, and double-blind clinical trials?

Regular medicine.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong

📅︎ Nov 24 2017

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My daughter: Catching on to both dad jokes and great 90's alternative music!

We were listening to Pearl Jam's "Alive" in the car this evening. She pipes up out of nowhere:

"Q: What does Eddie Vedder wear to bed?"

"A: Pearl Jammies"

She's 12. I'm proud.

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👤︎ u/doubletwist

📅︎ Mar 26 2018

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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies

📅︎ Nov 05 2014

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Alternative name for a polar bear

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/XtremeHacker

📅︎ Nov 13 2017

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"would you like to join our society against the use of puns and for the use of alternative protein sources?"

"no whey."

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👤︎ u/fatcage

📅︎ Dec 01 2016

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What do you call alternative medicine that actually works?

Medicine

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👤︎ u/Shinokiba-

📅︎ Sep 21 2018

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