My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting high and mighty?

"I've had it with your altitude"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levivilla4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverBlueWolfey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My dog was acting a bit angry since I took him to the vets and get him neutered

But I’m not worried, since he doesn’t have the balls to do anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tetrahedral_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?

OOO LET THE GODS OUT

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I went to the psychiatrist because I keep acting like a dog.

Doc: lie down on the couch and we’ll discuss this.

Me: I’m not allowed on the couch.

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If PMS is Overy-acting..

Do they perform in a period piece?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintio97
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo

i think it's bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up

It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a dead chef that was acting fishy?

Fish Fillet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.

My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My stomach is acting up

I have a bad case of dire rear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubfurSir
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Harry has decided to go into acting with his wife, Meghan Markle

He’ll be know as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiderHood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Y'all acting like overclocking is an expert thing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?

Chile, please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call Bell when she's acting stupid at the gym?

Dumbell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk_Hulucool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Ever since I lost my toes in a climbing accident, my best friend has been acting hostile towards me...

I guess he is lack-toes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennyjiang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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They are acting a bit sour don't you think
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethonio1231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did 2 say to 3 when 6 was acting like a dick.

He's just a product of our times

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What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot ?

"Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo..

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.

That was when I put my foot down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.

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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?

'Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wigglywumpus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.

More on that after the break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My wife said I should stop acting like a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolocronSurvivor
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo

I guess I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyadh_lord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

That's when I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My wife told me i had to stop acting like a flamingo

That's when i finally put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja3497
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I put my foot down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on that after the break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeanie03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo...

So I had to put my foot down.

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