Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but Iā€™m holding out for a classier part...

...I will not be deterred!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/astrosmash77
šŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rpdaca
šŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

Thank you for the awards. You made my day šŸ˜ƒ

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BlankPhotos
šŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Pulled off a real-life-one, i guess...

Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.

so here goes...

(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)

daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?

me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?

daughter: elizabeth-gramma.

me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?

(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)

daughter: don't know, who?

me: my mum.

(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/stgm_at
šŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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This pun is magical
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/supertoasty
šŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Job interview

Be sure to put in your resume that you used to voice act on Sesame street, that way no mater what you are applying for you were an ex Bert.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/forgotpassword69
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