2B or not 2B
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SimonChome
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β€ͺDo you guys remember when Shakespeare was trying to remember if his friend lived in 2B or not 2B?

The embarrassing thing is he was in the wrong hamlet. ‬

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atruthtellingliar
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This 2B-long here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nobgamer
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How dare they make someone else clean that up
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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Shakespeare's Pencil

The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...

Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dgtrekker
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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?

Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What did the man say when he's was looking for Shakespeare's apartment?

2B or not 2B? That is the question.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/indierockmathnerd
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Shakespeare

Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers

  • John do you want a pencil?
  • Yes
  • 2B or not 2B?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bscilion
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I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.

I said, β€œWell? 2B or not 2B?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
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I need a pun

Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.

I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.

I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lcg32195
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the lettering’s all faded.

I’m not sure whether it’s 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matthew2112
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Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.

2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garythesnail1996
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Apparently one of Shakespeares pencils was recently discovered

Apparently he chewed it so much that they couldn’t tell whether it was 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aaammyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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How would Shakespeare decide what type of pen he would use to write a poem?

2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fawwazSH
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My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...

But when I’m drawing, deciding β€œ2B or not 2B” is the real question.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InformerMaz
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Why did Shakespeare use quills to write?

Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.

//stolen off facebook//

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ppoong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2018
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Recently, a pencil was accused of committing several crimes

The pencil is going 2B in a very big pencil case

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OathMate
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Shakespeare

little did you know Hamlet's famous soliloquy was actually him choosing a pencil.

2B or not 2B?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirLaurencelot
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I told a Broken Pencil Joke...

But it was going 2B Pointless , so I Snapped by streak of bad jokes.

I don’t know guys, but I think I was in the write for not saying it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uraveragefanboi77
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My Dad on Nelson Mandela

My Dad posted this on Facebook yesterday:
Just awful...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMonkfred
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Dad pulled this one on me in the mall parking lot

"Hey amnesiajune, where did we park?"

"Uhh... 2A or 2B"

"2B or not 2B... Thats the question!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amnesiajune
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Shaksperean highway exit

So my boyfriend and I were running errands, and my GPS told me to take exit 2B. I wondered aloud:

"I wonder if we're in lane 2B."

Then I realized...

"2B or not 2B. That is the question."

My boyfriend just gave me The Look and made a move to duck and roll out of the car.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iyoten
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I got my professor really good

I was in my first calculus class of the semester when my teacher says "Okay now onto example 2B", to which I replied, "....or... or not 2B".

The only person who laughed was the clearly stoned classmate who never showed up for class again after that that.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToTouchAnEmu
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ENJOYblet
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I owned a pencil

Which was owned by William Shakespeare

Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swaggersouls_2001
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ENJOYblet
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I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ravireads
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William Shakespeare was deciding what pencil to use

2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AYKW
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I found a really chewed up pencil that was apparently once owned by William Shakespeare

I could not tell if it was 2B or not 2B...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JasonBran
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Why is Shakespeare bad at algrebra?

2b or not 2b, that is his question.

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuIIy
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