I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Cannelloni
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
They're shellfish.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
Because you can always count on them
It depends upon the liver.
I replied, "Depends."
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
In a dad-a--base
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
They always vote "Neigh".
You boil the hell out of it.
Depends
The need-le.
I thought that was the whole point of them.
Depends on how long it’s been in school.
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
It's all well now.
I told them It depends on how much work I have pending
more like en passat
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...
"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."
“He is a dick, Ted.”
Depends on how much those toucans eat
Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?
Does that make you an iWitness
Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.
Stroke its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
In the Bushs
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
