Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapNBall1851
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.

In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.

Ibuprofane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toilet_King_101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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If you get hit in the face, the home treatment is to hold a raw steak against it to reduce swelling...

...it does more than meats the eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The doctor said I should reduce my wine consumption...

After a test for my blood type came back as Cabern-A positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.

It was touch and go from there on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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It is scientifically proven that eating cookies reduces the chance of you getting a stroke.

Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why can't Batman, even with all his crime fighting, reduce Gotham's crime?

Because his partner is always Robin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyguzz1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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How do you reduce your butter intake?

Marginally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheezeturds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget

So they had to cut coroners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Dad joke at work. At my job I have to reduce the price of hot chickens..

My colleague asked me "will they be going cheap?", I said "no they'll be going bwaark!"

Still laughing at myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnthewerehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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I just had to reduce everything I ate today, and I hated it.

It wasn’t a grate day today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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A recent study shows that global warming reduces terrorism.

Because the Isis melting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageMonkey44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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If you want to know how to reduce the blood supply in one part of your body...

Please raise your arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?

... The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrotumbrella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?

My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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