I just started a non-cis dating website.
You know, for people looking to start Trans-Specific Partnerships.
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
Why did Thor only invite his brother to his party?
He wanted to keep it low key.
Did you hear about the guy who needed a prophylactic?
His girlfriend couldn't Ci-al-is junk.
Dad Joke Daily - Elephant Soccer
https://youtu.be/EG8Mf_ICsCI
Just dad joked my dear mom
We were in the kitchen talking about musicians who served in World War 2 and Glenn Miller was brought up and how he served in the airforce. She finished her point by saying:
Mom:"A lot of musicians in that era volunteered to serve over seas."
Me:"Yea you'd think Glenn Miller would have wanted to stay at home but I guess he was in the mood."
She threw a piece of bread at me and banished me from the kitchen.
