A list of puns related to ".bo"
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Auto correct created βBo Fusionsβ out of βno distractionsβ.
Bo Fusions is there for you when you need a reason to grab a drink. He plays golf, I heard. Moved out of town a few years back but has a helicopter.
Whoβs your Bo Fusions?
I replied, βyeah, Iβm trylingual.β
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t9uq6/i_am_a_comedian_named_bo_burnham_my_new_special/ce5sqsv
Above knee.
I call it the Boing 747
It was wrong on so many levels
a BOING 747
A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.
A boing.
Me: "Dad, I donated blood yesterday, do you know what my blood type is?"
Dad: "well... I'm B, and your mom is O, so you must be BO"
Mom: " ... he has been waiting 22 years for you to ask that"
Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.
Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)
Now these are puns all about COWS
Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.
And Iβd like to take a minute but I wonβt stop and prattle
And tell you this story you havenβt HERD about cattle.
In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.
In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.
Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.
TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.
When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me
Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.
I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared
She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.
I whistled for a calf and when it came near
Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!
If anything I can say this STEAK is rare
But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didnβt care!
I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8
More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.
So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,
Bevo ainβt a cow, donβt got what Iβm after.
Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.
BOING!
https://imgur.com/a/BoHVUWe
I was watching this video about how to unlock safe and the first comment made me laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJQ2wcYjBo
Jum-Bo Jackson
It was a real Naan-bo.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Hoe-bo/vine.
... i'm an idiot. And yes. I actually did think this up at 2AM. Edit: In my idiot nature, forgot to create full title, so I reposted. I'm still new D:
This was an exchange between him and a lady:
Him: "T.H.I.B.A.U.D. Pronounced T-Bo"
Lady: "ohhh the the D is silent."
Him: "yeah it's unheard of..."
Me: "ugggghhhhhh"
So the other day my best friends dad texted me. J didn't have his number in my co texts so I responded and said "Is this Bob?" He replied with "Yes, this is boB. See what I did there I spelled my name backwards"
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