A list of puns related to "Zoos"
It was a shih tzu.
It was a Shih Tzu
Too many cheetahs!
It was a shitzu
It was bread in captivity
Its a shitzu.
That shit was bananas.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.
It was bread in captivity
a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose
PS and another one
It was great. She’s a keeper.
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
To the crocodiles .
There was mass panda-monium.
At a petting zoo I saw a pig wearing cow shaped shoes. I asked the lady there why,
and she said "That's our moo shoe pork". :D
A pan, duh
Me: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
My 11 y.o.: Unplug him
Me: ... You win.
The tips were huge
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
They both have Z-bras.
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
Banned for life
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
It's pretty bear bones, now.
"Its bread in captivity"
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
It was a shitzu
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.
It was a shih tzu.
It’s a Shih Tzu
....to the crocodiles.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
It was a shitzu.
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
It was a Shih Tzu
It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).
It was a shih-tzu
That shit was bananas.
The only animal is a dog. It’s a shitzu.
It was a shitzu
It was a Shitzu.
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