To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
Get well soon.
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
It was a stock exchange.
what ya gonna cry or somthin?
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
Are ya winning son?
Yeah dad I'm winning.
Hi winning...
please no.
I M D A D
What do ya call a guy in wheelchair who has HIV and Heartburn
Rolaids
"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."
-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"
Ya wanna hear a joke about paper
Nevermind it was pretty tearable
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
But you guys hated it
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
A yolk-tale :D
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
Ill give ya
First one to upvote and comment gets my free reward
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Wouldn't Wanna Beya's
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
The ground.
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think itβs pretty
Sick
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
Ya hear about the first guy to invent garden shears?
It was cutting-hedge technology.
Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
John Wick said to the ninja, βBet ya canβt hit me with that thing!?β
Ninja replies, βShurikenβ.
Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor..
But I just didnβt have the patience for it
Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg
Are ya winnin, son?
No, Iβm son, dad!
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
