79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What is another word for a urologist?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What's another word for a skilled gamer?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Whats another word for toll booths?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
He followed the instructions word-for-word
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︎ Dec 14 2020
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's another word for a marine biologist?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.
I saw it written on a Glass Door.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What's another word in a thesaurus for 'mother' ?
Can't say. Mum's the word.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, βHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.β
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︎ May 11 2020
"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants
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︎ Nov 27 2020
If another word for student is 'pupil' ...
Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now Iβm outside banging and hollering
βOh PUN the door!!!β
βOh PUN the door!!!β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Iβd like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word βplethoraβ.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Whatβs another word for a gay club.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I would like to thank my dad for teaching me the word "apportion".
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My friend: I forgot the word for βrepeating somethingβ
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
What's another word for a white car?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Germans have a word for everything..
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︎ Aug 12 2019
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".
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︎ Aug 14 2020
How did the French come up with the word for egg?
Someone accidentally dropped one!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What's the word for tying two cats together?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What is another word for foot?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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︎ Mar 27 2020
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...
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︎ Jul 10 2020
When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?
Itβs a wurst case scenario.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey
So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.
One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.
If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What is the German word for constipation ?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
I just got word my ex wife was rushed to the ER and tested positive for COVID-19!
So I guess she wasnβt sick of me?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What's the Italian word for suppository?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
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︎ May 08 2020
What's the word for a little hunger?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. Itβll open a lot of doors for you in life.β
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︎ Mar 23 2019
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
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