Wine Bottle Puns

I told her because she is a pessimist.

He’s a Bordeaux collie

Oooooh!! About 10 minutes.

But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath

Grapeful.

I said, "Oooh!! About 15 minutes. "

For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!

But it’s also easy to screw it up

When we work together, we are a grape team!

And then I hit him back and he kept on WINEing

I guess every Rosé has its thorn!

Me: Because you are a pessimist?

A Corki.

"You're very handsome," the bottle told me.

Surely thats too young to be drinking

And noticed that he'd open it when I visited today. So I ask him "how was the wine?". Instantly he replies "Divine".

I should mention that English is not our native language, but we use it to communicate. Never have I expected him to make puns in English.

That's a grape idea!

My boyfriend looked at me and said "someone's pop'n bottles n da club". He will be a great dad one day.

Wine knot

I said because she is a pessimist.

He's a Bordeaux collie