Widow's Walk Puns

"Sure" she replies.

"Discount."

The widow says "Thank you. That means a great deal."

I asked if she was always walking up there, but they said no. She's Romanoff and on.

"Bargain" the man says.

"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."

His long-time wife was sitting in the first row at his funeral, when a man she didn't recognize came up and sat next to her.

"Do you mind if I say a word?" he asked. "No not at all. He meant so much to so many people."

The man walked up to the microphone and said: "PLETHORA" then sat back down.

Crying, the woman leaned over to him and said, "Thank you... That means a lot."

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

I know he means well.

*goes up on stage*

Me: "Plethora"

*walks off towards widow*
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."

“Sure,” she replies. “Plethora,” the guys says. The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”