Weis Puns

A list of puns related to "Weis"

A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said ā€œ sir Iā€™m going to have to put you under arrest.ā€ The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/exier--
šŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/karmisson
šŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Dad just got a soldering iron shipped to him and made the best out of the name

http://imgur.com/c4iw3Mh

Upon seeing the product, he said: "Wow, these soldering iron products have come a Long Wei."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Elderly_Man
šŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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