Courtesy of Victor Borge, may he rest in peace:
I can't stand sitting.
(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...
The resistance was a few tiles.
Flula Borg's puntastic Halloween costume, inspired by a great book. Get it? imgur.com/wJ3yuZn
Senator Cruz didn't like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg
His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.
"You will be a simile, Ted"
Where do the Borg from Star Trek go to eat?
BORGer King!
Why do Borg-ships suffer from massive electricle spikes?
Because resistance is futile
What do you call an angsty teenage robot?
A sigh borg.
