Weeded Puns

He told me he was really high.

I guess the steaks were pretty high

The steaks were getting pretty high

Highlander!!! 😊

The steaks are too high.

Ain’t nobody rolling shit around here

That would explain the doughnuts.

It keeps me in high spirits

The steaks were high.

I guess neither of us will be getting high.

He was a hippo pot a must. This is so dumb...I apologize now to all of you ha ha ha.

A dope pope

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!

You could call it a trance-plant

Im gonna be blunt with you,

I told him to cut the grass not keep it in his pockets.

I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.

I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.

As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana

They become a joint venture!

Coweed-19

The Pot Thickens..

Higher Studies.

They're all married with children.....

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

Sea kelp....

He declined, well, it was probably the wrong thyme.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

It's a joint operation

It was high praise.

I said "Jeez cant you take a toke ?"

I'm feeling very dis-jointed.

I’m gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!

The steaks have never been higher.

He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"

I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women

Neither of us is rolling.