What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder

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📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What is the most popular gardening magazine in the world?

Weeder’s Digest!

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While on the topic of gardening...

My dad and uncle are talking about gardening and my aunt chimes in about my uncle being terrible weeder. My uncle replies that it used to be a punishment when he was a kid, so he doesn't like to do it.

My dad replies, "When I was a kid, I was a good weeder. But I could never get through Gwapes of Wath,".

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