Why can't you watch the movie "constipation" ?
Because it hasn't come out yet..
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︎ Sep 19 2021
I went to watch a movie with a drug addict
He really liked the heroine
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︎ Sep 27 2021
My Australian friend asked me, βDo you want to watch the latest Bond movie?β
Me: No Time to Die?
Friend: Thatβs ok. How about tomorrow?
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︎ Oct 02 2021
Why couldn't the kid go into the theater to watch the pirate movie?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
What movie do the Samaritans watch before shooting deer?
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︎ Aug 08 2021
I tried to watch a movie made by Sofia Coppola
Unfortunately it was Lost in Translation
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︎ Aug 12 2021
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch βGaslight.β
I told her βWe already watched that together, donβt you remember?β
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︎ Jul 28 2021
This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
If someone will make a non-english movie called REDDIT, What do we need to watch it?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If you watch a movie about ducks...
Is it called a duckumentary?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
If youβre trying to figure out which Pixar movie to have your toddler watch
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︎ Mar 10 2020
A great movie to watch when you are under lockdown is βThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.β
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︎ Apr 18 2020
It's a shame he can only watch trailers and never a full movie.
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︎ May 12 2019
You really shouldn't watch any horror movie today
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︎ May 11 2019
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I want to watch a movie where a boy falls in love with a head of lettuce and they live happily ever after
What can I say, Iβm a hopeless romaintic
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I was trying to watch a movie but I kept sneezing so much I couldnβt even focus
Thatβs what I get for being allergic to Cats
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︎ Jan 13 2020
CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie.
AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic?
CANADIAN: What's that about?
AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A big one that sank.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I'm really excited to watch the Minecraft movie
It'll definitely be a Blockbuster
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︎ Jun 16 2019
A man who recently had vertebral surgery was asked to watch a horror movie. His response:
No thanks, I donβt have the spine for it.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Every time I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like sheβs playing the same person.
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I'm a big movie nerd. I have yet to watch The Exorcist, but I might knock it off my watchlist this Thanksgiving Break....
I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
On a movie night, Her: Ugh, are we really going to watch Batman Forever?
Me: No, only for the next 2 hours.
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︎ Aug 14 2016
Yesterday, I decided to watch Carrrs the movie.
It was just Cars but I pirated it.
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︎ Jan 14 2017
Did you watch the new comic book movie?
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︎ Dec 27 2016
Friend got me when I didn't want to watch a scary movie
Her : Come on don't be a pussy man up!
Me : Man down!
Her : WHERE?
She proceeds to laugh at herself like a maniac.
And that's when I fell in love.
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︎ Apr 14 2014
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch βGaslightβ
I told her βwe already watched that together, donβt you remember?β
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