Watchman Puns

A list of puns related to "Watchman"

While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

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What do you call a night watchman at a pumpkin patch?

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My friend's dad got me today

I was at my buddy's house and noticed he had a copy of "Go Set a Watchman" and I asked him what it was about. His dad, sitting across the room said "It's about 250 pages" then just laughed as my buddy and I groaned and left the room.

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