What do you call a night watchman at a pumpkin patch?

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My friend's dad got me today

I was at my buddy's house and noticed he had a copy of "Go Set a Watchman" and I asked him what it was about. His dad, sitting across the room said "It's about 250 pages" then just laughed as my buddy and I groaned and left the room.

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