He was told they were all charged with battery.
The cop stops the man, takes his gun away, and asks, "what the hell are you doing walking around downtown with an elephant gun!?"
The man replies, "keeping the elephants away, officer"
"But there's no elephants around here," says the cop.
"See?" The man retorted, "it works."
“Wasabi for your loss.”
Officers have been working tirelessly to find the suspects.
He needed a Korea change.
The police announced today they have been working tirelessly to catch the perpetrator.
It needs paw petrol
You get two animals in a baaad moood
Chips Ahoy.
They hope they can stop illegal migrants in time.
Mama troll was nowhere in sight.
Unfortunately, it was a waist of time.
Guess that makes me a papa troll.
She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble
This is a safe place for puns! Leave the dad jokes alone! Or so help me God, you will be punished.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I don’t understand what fun do they get.
Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?
CHIPS and dip 🙌
It's called Claw Patrol.
I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
It has really put a toll in our relationship
It was a real show of horse.
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
Anytime the song comes on, I ask them were all the trolls are. I never see any trolls, which is strange considering the show is about their papa.
They are only 3, 5, and 7, but that joke is always good to make them laugh. "No daddy, you don't understand...."
A police officer, while out on patrol, pulls a brand new sports car over for speeding. He walks up to the car and sees a large, dirty pig in the passenger seat. The cop says to the guy driving "Why do you have a huge, filthy pig in this brand new car?" The guy says to the officer, "I don't know what to do. My father just closed his farm and sold the land, and gave me his prized pig. His farm was the last in the county, and I live in a small house. I have no idea what to do with this pig!" The officer then says to the guy, "Well, take him to the zoo!" The guys eyes brighten and thanks the officer for the brilliant idea. The officer lets the guy go, and off they drive to the zoo. A week later the same police officer is on patrol when he sees the same new sports car. He pulls the car over and walks up to it only to see the same pig in the passenger seat. "What are you doing?" says the officer, "I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!" "I did," says the guy, "and he had so much fun, I am taking him to the movies."
That was one of the two jokes my dad told me all the time when I was a kid.
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
We named him Shaft, because he would patrol the house every night before finally coming into our bedroom to make sure we were tucked in safely.
After my wife gave birth to our first child, she noticed that the cat would check on me and our son, but was no longer checking to make sure she was tucked in safely.
Several nights pass where Shaft all but ignores my wife on his nightly patrols. “Hunny, have you noticed that Shaft started ignoring me once our son was born?” she asked.
“I have, and I’m not surprised,” I replied. “You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother tucker.”
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
Henceforth, the California Highway Patrol and the Department of Fish & Wildlife will merge to become the Department of Fish & CHiPs.
