Law Enforcement Officers Puns

A list of puns related to "Law Enforcement Officers"

An Astrologist and Law Enforcement Officer are on a date

Astrologist: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?

Cop: I’m a LEO.

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👤︎ u/tritheist
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
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👤︎ u/ManLeader
📅︎ Feb 22 2014
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