Constables Puns

A list of puns related to "Constables"

I was asked to take pictures of our county's law enforcement, but I was only able to get the head constable.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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What do you call a planned and successful thievery?

Constable.

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👤︎ u/SiD_-_-_
📅︎ Sep 11 2021
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