As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...

..But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: β€œOccupation?” The German replies:

β€œNo, just a holiday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I made up a real groaner today, so of course I had to tell my son.

One day at a US immigration office, a man walked in seeking citizenship. The desk clerk began the usual questioning: "name, occupation, country of origin"? The man replied, " Juan Martinez, illusionist, Mexico".

During the process Juan made small talk and displayed his talent as an illusionist. The clerk found him to be a charming, funny, and charismatic man, which put the normally grouchy clerk in a great mood!

The clerk was so enamored by Juan, he let him skip the formalities and allowed him straight into the US.

After Juan left, a coworker asked the clerk why he would allow a man to just walk in to the US. To which the clerk responded...

"For once in my long career working in immigration, I was truly amazed and entertained by a potential citizen, so I decided to waive a magic Juan"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/churnplunger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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