Immigration officer Puns

A list of puns related to "Immigration officer"

As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...

..But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: “Occupation?” The German replies:

“No, just a holiday.”

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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Long joke actually made up by my dad

A Mexican man was working in an Italian restaurant cutting up cured sausages for the pizzas in the back when immigration officers came for him through the front door, the owner runs to the back & yells into the back

said in your worst stereotypical Italian accent:

Pepé roni!!  

  I am sorry if I offended anyone

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👤︎ u/Nemo_Griff
📅︎ Mar 12 2017
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I made up a real groaner today, so of course I had to tell my son.

One day at a US immigration office, a man walked in seeking citizenship. The desk clerk began the usual questioning: "name, occupation, country of origin"? The man replied, " Juan Martinez, illusionist, Mexico".

During the process Juan made small talk and displayed his talent as an illusionist. The clerk found him to be a charming, funny, and charismatic man, which put the normally grouchy clerk in a great mood!

The clerk was so enamored by Juan, he let him skip the formalities and allowed him straight into the US.

After Juan left, a coworker asked the clerk why he would allow a man to just walk in to the US. To which the clerk responded...

"For once in my long career working in immigration, I was truly amazed and entertained by a potential citizen, so I decided to waive a magic Juan"!

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👤︎ u/churnplunger
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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