Harpooner Puns

A list of puns related to "Harpooner"

Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.

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👤︎ u/JadedByEntropy
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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What's another name for a harpoon fisher?

A school shooter

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👤︎ u/Metallic_Mayhem
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Philae Lander's harpoons couldn't comet twitter.com/Philae2014/st…
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👤︎ u/cocacoler
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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my girlfriend says she's only with me because

i'm great at punnilingus

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👤︎ u/FlipSix3Hole_
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?

Everything harpoons for a reason

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👤︎ u/ToBeanOrNotToBean_
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/hibdob
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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