Like many, I fear the dentist office. I never leave for an appointment without my trusty harpoon, in case things go sideways. My dentist asked what am I so afraid of.
JAWS!
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor!
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Stop pretending.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?
They run them through the Wash.
Did you know sea mammals have a Southern drawl?
If you ask one how its doing, it will respond "I'M WHALE"
What's another name for a harpoon fisher?
A school shooter
What's the most carefree way to get breakfast when you are out at sea?
Harpoon a fritatta!
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What do you call a firefly who is from the space ?
A Bug Lightyear
my girlfriend says she's only with me because
i'm great at punnilingus
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?
Everything harpoons for a reason
