Sneak preview of new atar wars plot

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

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Did you guys see the preview for the movie about the worlds biggest 18-wheeler?

It was one really long trailer.

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📅︎ May 12 2019
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Upon seeing the preview for "Prisoners"

"Don't mess with Hugh Jackman. He's got those long nails. And I hear he went to Michigan! Har ar ar ar ar..."

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📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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The Irony Of It

https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c

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📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...

I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute." When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, "This is your thirty-second birthday."

For the life of me, I can't figure why doesn't think this is hilarious. I keep making sure to remind her of it every time we are around new people. Hopefully if she hears the joke enough she will start to appreciate it.

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📅︎ Jul 18 2016
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I made this thing years ago but I never put it on reddit, thought you guys might enjoy
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👤︎ u/Awsaf_
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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"That's not very pole light"
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📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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The ultimate pun
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📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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👤︎ u/CocozuBR
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Hitty?
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👤︎ u/MrCloud-YT
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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u/look_hugh_it_is "This Guy Fawkes"
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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Moth pit!
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📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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I really walked right into this

http://i.imgur.com/QW6kjR7.jpg

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👤︎ u/GoodOl
📅︎ May 21 2016
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What do you call the shape of this mouth? imgur.com/a/CV7gm
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📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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Dad jokes vs Father jokes

Dad and I went to the movies are a few years ago to see the second Lord Of The Rings movie and we found ourselves sitting a row in front of the catholic priest, Father John, who married dad and my step mother. We were in a small rural town so they started chatting about local sport and affairs and so on.

The trailers start and they kept talking quietly. Suddenly, a preview for "The Passion Of The Christ" comes on. Afterwards dad says

"Oh, that looks like one for you, Father"

Father John looks a little unsure

"Yeah, well, I've already read the book..."

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👤︎ u/Zenkraft
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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Guy in the theater in front of me

I was watching Ant-Man yesterday and of course they play the "Please silence your phone" ad prior to the previews. Guy in front of me pulled out his cell phone, held it up to his face and said "Shut up phone!". I laughed, others groaned.

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📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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Fiance and I walk into Target

He runs ahead of me, stops, turns around, and stands there waiting for me to catch up.

"I just got a great preview...of you walking down the aisle to me."

Gonna make a great dad someday.

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👤︎ u/Sunnie19
📅︎ May 11 2016
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Rugby dad

At my daughter's university yesterday for a summer preview day. In a parent 's session on student activities, we were talking about the rugby clubs when one of the dads remarks, "Is it true that the coach of the women's rugby team is named Eleanor. You know, Eleanor Rugby."

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👤︎ u/anyeyeball
📅︎ Jun 23 2015
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