I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
A cycle path.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Jimmy Felon
But it was just a stage he was going through.
I guess I was the pile driver
I just haven’t reddit yet
Edit: omg i never expected this to do so good, i usually get 3/4 upvotes, thank you all so much!!
But Abu Dhabi Do
but everyone knows the star was Patrick.
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
..so I blurted out, “That’s what jellyfish call church!” rimshot
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣
Mom: honey, this is the weekend. Dad: I know, it's Sunday
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
aren't happy.
Some of it's pretty mortyfying
I guess this means we can’t work out.
But Patrick is the star.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Thots and prayers
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
It was paper-view
She lost her hearing.
......make up 75% of the world's population.
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
Too much sax and violins.
They're always dropping the ball.
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
But I’ve seen Stranger Things
Who wants to beat a million bears.
Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
But Patrick is the star.
