My wife and I are having movie nights at home now, and making our own popcorn and drinks.

It's not easy, but these days we all have to make concessions.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What is popcorn's favorite movie?

In-the-pan-dance Day

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📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc.

After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.

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👤︎ u/gideonindc
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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TIP FOR TODAY: Don't try to sneak popcorn in the movie theater.

They'll never let you use their microwave.

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📅︎ May 11 2019
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Popcorn

I don't like movie theater butter popcorn...it leaves a film in my mouth

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👤︎ u/gregorjeff
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Got my gf today at the movies

Her: I love movie theater popcorn so much. It's just so good! Even people that don't like popcorn like movie theater popcorn!

Me: I guess you could say it's...popular corn.

She was not pleased.

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👤︎ u/wulffu
📅︎ Aug 13 2014
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At the Theatre

Ordering snacks to eat during a movie. My dad orders a large popcorn, 2 drinks, and some candy. The employee gets everything, we pay and as we are walking away:

Employee: "Enjoy the movie"

Dad: "What movie?"

He walks off towards the door...

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📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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Got my friend with a good one.

So last night I was at the movies with a few friends, seeing the Jungle Book. At one point during the movie, my friend Faith got up to get a refill on her popcorn and drink. When she got back, she complained to me that she tripped on the stairs and spilled her popcorn that she just had refilled. I looked her in the eye and said, "I guess you could say you Faith-planted".

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Dad joked on family movie night

this was years ago, I had forgotten until it came up in conversation today. when Finding Nemo came out on DVD most of us hadn't seen it, and my oldest sister was home from her first year in college. my mom gets all excited to have a Disney movie night for old time's sake and makes a big deal about it.

so we all get settled with popcorn and all, and the movie begins. if you haven't seen it, the first scene is a bit tragic... to refresh people's memory, a barracuda attacks the soon-to-be parents and eats the mom and unhatched eggs. this is probably less than 5 minutes into the movie.

it's dead quiet in the house as Marlin swims around yelling for his mate and looking in the now empty spot where their eggs were hidden. He sees the lone surviving egg on the ocean floor and swims to it. honoring his deceased mate's wishes, he names his only child "Nemo"

instantly my dad stands up, turns off the TV and says "Ha! I found him! that was fun." and walks away.

tl;dr: my dad beat the whole family in a game of "Finding Nemo"

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📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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