A list of puns related to "Watch News"
The TEEvee
"It's called Bread Rising."
It was Petra frying
Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.
On the tagliatelly.
It's a good ice-breaker.
I think she's a keeper.
But, I donβt have the stones to do it
Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-
Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-
Me: Let's watch Supphomi!
Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."
Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!
It's a time consuming process
It helps Yzma pain.
It was about the man in Texas who stole steaks from Walmart, then led police in a car chase and began throwing the steaks out the window. Dad made us all watch the entire segment just so he could tell us, "Looks like it was a steak-out!"
He sat me down the other day and asked why a watch?
βI guess itβs just been something to pass the timeβ
It was very graphic!
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