I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betamax-86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin

but I don't sink sew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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There's a wash basin with a faucet on your front porch ringing the bell...

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intricate3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Basin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?......

.........you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I don't know if this is a Dad joke or just plain appalling...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeHootieMctoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,

"I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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My friend has had a wash basin that's been knocking on his front door for 5 hours

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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One time a wash basin knocked on my door..

Let that sink in.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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