Our dog only comes to us when we say, "Ven aqui!"
because he's espanyol.
My catnip dealer wanted his money
He accepted VenMeow
My grandfather was a master of Zen
He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"
I was on a date in a helicopter and the pilot turns and says to me,
"Be careful what you do back there, you could catch a VEN-AERIAL disease!"
How does a deer hunter keep track of all their cuts of meat?
Using a ven-ison diagram.
