Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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Vin Diesel

More like Vin Unleaded

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Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?

It's called "I Am Grout"

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Who is vin diesel's arch enemy?

Vin gasoline

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Vincent

So my brothers name is Vincent, 18 years now, and a few years ago he came up to me very excited and said: โ€žMy name is Vincent, but you can call me โ€šVinโ€˜ so you save a centโ€œ

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Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can

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Whatโ€™s Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?

Fast 10: your seatbelts.

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Battery company announces it has replaced Energizer Bunny.

Looking forward to new ads with Vin D-cell.

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got dadjoked by my best friend

Me: "I think guardians of the galaxy is Vin Diesels best role yet."

Her: "Yeah, he really branched out!"

Me: "dammit..."

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One for the IT dads

How do birds keep track of data and intentory? Array,VIN.

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The Fast and the Furious 8

My brother turned to my dad and told him that "apparently Vin Diesel won't be in Fast and the Furious 8."

My dad quickly replied with "Yep, I heard he's being replaced with Vin Unleaded."

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My dad always has these...

...."insanely witty/hilarious" puns (if you can call them that, I'm not an expert) that he uses when referring to things, here's a few:

  • QuikSilver => SlowGold
  • Vin Diesel => Lose Petrol
  • Backup folder => Frontdown folder

I'll try and think of a few more but you get the point.

Anyways he thinks he's a comedic genius that dude.

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Classic dad in france joke

We're on vacation in paris, eating at a restaurant.

Dad: Are we up for another bottle de vin? (terrible french accent)

Mom: Hey, C'est la vie.

Dad: La vie, but what about the wine?

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