How do flamenco dancers take their coffee?

Au lait!

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A joke from my oldest (he's 9)

How does a French soccer player like his coffee?

Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait!

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👤︎ u/g5v5
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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My wife is annoyed that the small bottle of milk hasn't arrived with the milkman, but I don't see the problem

It's just a little lait

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👤︎ u/h0ll0wface
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Pass me the ugly.

We are from Quebec so we speak french.

It's lunchtime and someone at the table is getting thirsty. (Keep in mind that ''laid'' and ''lait'' are pronounced the same way in french)

''Peux tu me passer le lait, papa? (Can you pass over the milk, dad?)'' My sister says.

''Ben, le laid est just là! (Well, the ugly is right there!)'' My dad says while pointing at me.

He then proceeds to laugh, extremely proud of his joke. Oh dad..

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👤︎ u/Twitos
📅︎ Aug 02 2015
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What did the French Cream say to the Milk?

You're lait!

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📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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