Who is Fleur Ting, and why do people assume I’m her while I talk to girls?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Potterheads Assemble!

Fleur Fudge's Snape, how many times must I say that I Love-good Harry Potter Puns. I could Mun-go on and on. I don't wand you to feel bad tho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Professor just dad-joked the class on the first day

So, our professor was calling out names for attendance:

Professor: "Holly Brown?"

Holly: "Here."

Professor: "Xu Shuo?"

silence

Professor: "I guess we can all say that he's a no-Shuo...."

Facepalms and groans scattered across the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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What do you call salt on the floor of a French prison?

Fleur de sel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jon1nelsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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