Flowery

My wife had bought some nice Amaryllis which opened up over the weekend just perfectly. Sunday morning breakfast is finished and we sit around the table talking lazily, the younger kids went to watch tv, my adult daughter(23), wife and me finish off some coffee.

My wife: "I am so happy that the Amaryllis bloom so nicely! These have really small buds, but still make so beautiful flowers!"

me: "Well, I like big buds!"

daughter: groans "Daad!"

me: "What? You expect me to lie?"

More eye rolling ensued. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horst665
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2022
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The first five Florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile.

And suddenly, I’m the idiot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brittany90210
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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urination

What nation are you?

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