Here's my go at a crappie pun:
Grillex was cooking us fish, but he dropped the bass.
> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment
> That was a really crappy pun
> I should just flush this joke away
> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me
>I should cleanse myself of these puns
^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now
Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire
or are they?
...on the continental shelf.
A diarya
It got no reaction
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
The ones I know are too crappie.
I didn’t sign up for this shit.
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
I guess you could say it's a crappy start
So I went to my neighbour, who was an old lady. I said to her : Would you like some help around the house
She said : Oh yes, you can paint my porch
I came back to her 2 hours later and then said: Well, I’m done, but just to let you know, it’s a BMW, not a Porsche.
I can't trust these farts.
Hollow Notes
I go to great links to avoid them.
You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.
An income-poop
You know it’s going to be a crappy experience but you don’t really have a choice.
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
It got stuck in a crack.
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It was a shitty situation.
Entree-manure.
To find out if you carry the gene, just fill out a Pun-it square.
But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.
