I asked my dad why he goes fishing all the time

"Just for the halibut"

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👤︎ u/blob6
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Carp!

Here's my go at a crappie pun:

Grillex was cooking us fish, but he dropped the bass.

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👤︎ u/flameoguy
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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