Vin Diesel Puns

A list of puns related to "Vin Diesel"

Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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👤︎ u/Ranzear
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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👤︎ u/ANR00CH
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Vin Diesel

More like Vin Unleaded

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👤︎ u/SandalDeSeagull
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?

It's called "I Am Grout"

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👤︎ u/ch3000
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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got dadjoked by my best friend

Me: "I think guardians of the galaxy is Vin Diesels best role yet."

Her: "Yeah, he really branched out!"

Me: "dammit..."

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👤︎ u/Skyldt
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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The Fast and the Furious 8

My brother turned to my dad and told him that "apparently Vin Diesel won't be in Fast and the Furious 8."

My dad quickly replied with "Yep, I heard he's being replaced with Vin Unleaded."

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👤︎ u/RaiTheThingy
📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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My dad always has these...

...."insanely witty/hilarious" puns (if you can call them that, I'm not an expert) that he uses when referring to things, here's a few:

  • QuikSilver => SlowGold
  • Vin Diesel => Lose Petrol
  • Backup folder => Frontdown folder

I'll try and think of a few more but you get the point.

Anyways he thinks he's a comedic genius that dude.

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👤︎ u/todayIwillHam
📅︎ Oct 03 2013
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