Groot's favorite beverage?
Groot beer of course!
If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians
it would be treason.
I just realized that Groot must be the horniest being in the universe.
He wakes up every morning with wood.
What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?
WWE are groot
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?
Because it's indivisible.
Which Avenger is the best gardener?
The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
I'm in love with a tiny piece of wood.
My love is a mini splintered thing!
I don't know what happened, but this man looks a little stone-faced.
What do you call a line of watches?
A timeline
My dad went to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2...
Me: How was the movie? My dad: It was Groot.
