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Groot Puns

A list of puns related to "Groot"

Groot's favorite beverage?

Groot beer of course!

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👤︎ u/scarecrow53
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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As the groot greets you
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👤︎ u/Or-Dnary
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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I just realized that Groot must be the horniest being in the universe.

He wakes up every morning with wood.

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👤︎ u/otl1970
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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👤︎ u/ANR00CH
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Indeed. (Repost)
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👤︎ u/gaeboomering
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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For the IT crowd
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👤︎ u/obonecanolli
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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Hehehe root beer
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👤︎ u/LeFruitbat
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Which Avenger is the best gardener?

The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

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👤︎ u/landracer2
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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I'm in love with a tiny piece of wood.

My love is a mini splintered thing!

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👤︎ u/cssnow52
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I don't know what happened, but this man looks a little stone-faced.
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👤︎ u/maaadelene
📅︎ Aug 08 2017
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What do you call a line of watches?

A timeline

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👤︎ u/tarleton99
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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My dad went to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2...

Me: How was the movie? My dad: It was Groot.

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👤︎ u/camelopardalisx
📅︎ May 08 2017
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