A list of puns related to "Under Arms"
"... and one for the road."
He asked the bartender for a beer, and one for the road.
He says to the bloke behind the counter,
“Do you do fishcakes?”
The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles.
“Yeah mate.”
Customer points to the cod under his arm.
“Better make him one then mate, it’s his birthday.”
I’m neapoliTAN!
Bartender: "Hold on there, buddy, what's in the box?"
Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink."
The bartender agrees, and the man lifts the lid to reveal a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.
Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"
Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think the genie is hard of hearing."
Bartender: "Why do you say that?
Man: "Do you think I would have wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
Pointing at the fish, "Cos it's his birthday."
Yep, that's my arm-Pete.
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
The man says "One whiskey for me and one for the road"
“Can I have a drink for me and one for the road”
"Pint please, and one for the road
And says "A beer please and one for the road."
“Can I have a drink for me and one for the road”
He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."
....and one for the road.
He tells the bartender one beer please and one for the road
He Says, “A Beer Please And One For The Road”.
He says one for me and one for the road
He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
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