U.s. Mint Puns

A list of puns related to "U.s. Mint"

What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?

None of them make cents anymore!

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👤︎ u/Nickissupershort
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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A dad's perspective on the best career choice.

Dad: You should get a job at the U.S. Mint.

Child: Why?

Dad: Think of all the money you would make.

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👤︎ u/BobSacramanto
📅︎ Nov 15 2013
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My accounting professor asked us "Do you know where the smartest people in America work?"

"At the U.S. mint because all they do all day is make cents"

....what a knee slapper

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👤︎ u/SammyGreen
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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