A list of puns related to "Us Mint"
I told them how to fix it, and it started to make more cents
It makes perfect cents.
They make a lot of money.
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
That wouldn't make cents.
.. oh wait .. that doesn't make any cents ..
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
A man is out walking one day when he finds some copper and zinc, knowing these are used to make coins he takes them to the government to see what he can get.
There he sits down with a representative of the US mint and says I have here half a grain of copper and 30 grains of zinc, how many coins will that make?
The representative says to the man a single cent is one grain of copper and nearly 40 grains of zinc.
The man says excellent, then you take my half grain of copper and 30 grains of zinc and we shall split the money between us!
The representative looks at the man and then looks at his materials and says:
This doesn't make any cents!
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
>Do you know where the smartest and most reasonable people work? > At the US mint, because all they do is make cents!
I thought it was over and then two minutes further into the lecture.... >Do you know where else really smart and reasonable people work? > At a perfume factory! All they do is make scents!
Now I am just sitting here posting this and trying to think of more puns...
I'm a newly minted dad as of three months ago, but I've been practicing my dad jokes for years. In other words, I'm great at bad puns and face palming humor.
I gathered with a group of friends to see an old friend who we hadn't seen for a while. She was telling us about her new boyfriend. After saying that he was a cop, and also a culinary student I quickly quipped:
"So he really does Protect AND Serve."
Followed by a big new dad grin.
It's the only thing that makes cents!
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